Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I Came, I Saw, I Fucked Shit Up" Vintage Smiley Graphic
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This crewneck sweatshirt carries a bold, irreverent attitude — a vintage-style crest and winking emoji set against a distressed black panel that reads a blunt, laugh-out-loud slogan. The mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend gives it a soft hand and lasting shape, while the classic crew neckline and ribbed cuffs create a clean, lived-in silhouette. Wear it when you want to make people laugh, break the ice, or lean into a sarcastic, no-nonsense vibe. It feels like a cozy statement piece for nights out with friends, low-key gatherings, or lounging with a drink and sharp conversation.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfortable warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and ribbed cuffs to retain shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added strength
- Embroidery and DTF/DTG printing options; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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